So, tell me about yourself.

Have I been to the top of the Eiffel Tower for a bathroom break? Have I cuddled a koala? Can I sing Cee-Lo Green's hit "F*ck You" in ASL? Do I make my own bourbon ice cream? Was I the Zookeeper for Crystal the movie monkey? Guess you'll have to meet me to find out!

Likes

adventure, travel, ice cream, obstacle races, dogs, dresses, whiskey, space, reading, blanket forts, scuba diving, live music, photography, Alice in Wonderland, vintage clothes and jewelry, coffee

Dislikes?

Spiders. 

How do I say your last name?

"Captain" like the captain of a ship.

Do you have an adorable dog named Harper?

              I'll let her answer that....